The "Sexiest" list was fun. I found out that for a couple of the men on my list, I will have no competition from the other ladies out there! LOL. Now - on to the "Not-So-Sexy":
Brad (the) Pitt / I'm sorry. There is just nothing there for me. Not only is there no hotness about him, sometimes he looks a little confused - like he's wondering what all the fuss is about. (When he finds out, I hope he tells me.)
Angelina Jolie / I'm putting Miss Pillow Lips here for 2 reasons (and, no, I don't get down with women): One - she's with the Pitt-man. Two - so many (hetero) women find her hot. She's like Beyonce that way - men and women find her hot. I just don't get it. She's not ugly, but there's just something about her that I don’t like. A weirdness factor. (With Beyonce, it's just that she's a little too plastic-baby-dollish.) Don't nobody be working no roots on me. This is just my opinion & that ain't made me no money yet.
Wesley Snipes / I used to think he was sexy. I really did. And he really was. THEN - I heard about a certain comment he made about Black women. And THEN - he started looking a little less like lickable chocolate & a lot more like that dusty chocolate that's been sitting too long with part of the wrapper letting air in. Now, whenever I think of Wes, I think of the Public Enemy line: "Every brotha ain't a brotha." I know P.E. was talking of deeper things than my Sexy/Not-Sexy list, but the words fit.
Jay Z / All right. If anyone can tell me what is sexy about this man, please do. I'm no fan of Beyonce, but if she's works that hard at the look of hers, you think she'd find herself a matching mate. Maybe I'm just too old to appreciate Mr. Z's charms... **shrug**
Usher ("Ursh") / This child don't do nothing for me but make me want to giggle when he's gyrating around like he thinks he IS hot. He's like the ugly dude in middle school who knows he's ugly, but he's got a daddy with a lot of money. He don't care WHY the gals think he's the stuff - just as long as they do. (This post's "Words for the Day" are dedicated to Ursh.)
Hugh Grant / I call this man Ewww Grant. I usually can fall hard for a man with an accent. I don't even have to be able to understand what the heck he might be saying to me. But Hugh... I don’t get a good vibe. Plus, he's so freaking prissy. (Reminds me of the dude that played Niles on "Frasier.")
Matthew McConnough - whatever / I won't even bother to look up the spelling of his name. Supa Sister said it all when she described him as "scraggly." (I have to admit that there was one movie - can't remember what it was - where he wore a suit & tie and had his hair slicked all back... He was doing it for me then. Maybe not doing it too well, since I can't remember the name of the movie which I fell asleep on.)
Now - we pretty much whooped it in the comments, but I can add to my "Sexy" (Chuck D., Obama, Ice Cube, and Chris Tucker ), "Not Sexy" (Flava Flav and anybody wearing that gold grill jive in their mouth - which I think I mentioned before), and Used-to-be-but-not-anymore (Eddie Murphy - remember that red leather suit from "Raw"??? - and Arsenio Hall). Oh, and I can't forget to add Chris Rock to my "Sexy" list. I love a smart man, and if he can make me hurt myself laughing too... Shoot.
Y'all like to have hurt my feelings over some of my "Sexy" picks. I can't wait to see what you're gonna do with this list! Go ahead - hit me with your picks.
"Wait" (E,W & F - 'cause I got Maurice on the brain now)
Words (dedicated to "Ursh"):
"Money can't buy happiness, but at least you'll have a date." (Free 3/2006)
Tags: Sexiest Men
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