Comedy Bits. Raised Like This!

 This is just a quick post about a video I saw. It's a funny bit by one of my favorite comedians. And it is funny, but it's also true - at least for me. I was raised in a home like this:

We had to use all those words in place of less polite ones. One time, one of my brothers learned how painful it could be to fall on that bike bar. My dad asked if he was okay, you know, didn't hurt his "perky". 

If you passed gas, you either had either "pooted" or "lost your manners". Lost your manners could also mean you were misbehaving, as in, "Have you lost your manners?" Going to the bathroom you either went Number One or Number Two or "made water" or "poo'ed", or - and this is the most hilarious - did a "hard job" but it was pronounced "hod" job. And that was the remedy for almost everything. Feeling grumpy, didn't sleep well, couldn't concentrate? Maybe you need to do a "hod job".

I just had to share these little tidbits of my young life. I just love Mike Goodwin because I sure can relate to his comedy.

If you really want a giggle, check out his "What you not gon do" jokes.  I put those in the sidebar.

Peace

--Free